Children, Children's Children: 'Stop Worrying About Us' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Children, Children's Children: 'Stop Worrying About Us' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "WASHINGTON—In a statement channeled back across generations to the present day, the nation's children and the nation's children's children called for an end to decades of passionate oratory over their well-being."