John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "AMES, IA—In an effort to jump-start a presidential campaign that still has not broken into the top Democratic tier, former Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a campaign event in Iowa Monday: a promise to eliminate all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office."

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