The Price of Going Green - WSJ.com

The Price of Going Green - WSJ.com: "Most homeowners like the idea of going green -- until they get the bill."

Children, Children's Children: 'Stop Worrying About Us' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Children, Children's Children: 'Stop Worrying About Us' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "WASHINGTON—In a statement channeled back across generations to the present day, the nation's children and the nation's children's children called for an end to decades of passionate oratory over their well-being."

Area Liberal Worried His Asian Dry Cleaner Doesn't Like Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I'm beginning to think there may be a token conservative on staff at The Onion! Area Liberal Worried His Asian Dry Cleaner Doesn't Like Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "SAN FRANCISCO—Despite his open-mindedness and deep commitment to multiculturalism, Steve Bern, 32, expressed fear Monday that Rei Luo, the Chinese woman who does his dry cleaning, does not like him."

E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "CHICAGO—An otherwise routine e-mail-checking session went wrong when college student Gwen Petersen, 20, accidentally opened a message sent by her Aunt Sophie in Michigan, sources reported Monday."

Hiatal hernia - MayoClinic.com

Hear is where the true value of the Internet is made plain: when I can share with the entire world the findings of my upper endoscopy:

Hiatal hernia - MayoClinic.com: "A hernia occurs when one part of the body protrudes through a gap or opening into another part. A hiatal hernia forms at the opening in your diaphragm where your food pipe (esophagus) joins your stomach. Part of the stomach pushes through this opening causing a hiatal hernia."

How my twins saved my life by kicking loose a tumour while still in my womb | the Daily Mail

How my twins saved my life by kicking loose a tumour while still in my womb | the Daily Mail: "Like any thrilled mother to be, Michelle Stepney cherished the first kicks she could feel from her unborn babies.
But her lively twin girls were doing more than simply making their presence felt.
Each little kick was saving their mother's life."