I've decided to create my own presidential candidate for the GOP. He is a hybrid of the current field incorporating the best features of each: Ron McRomianihuckson.
He has some of the libertarian leanings of Ron Paul but none of the geekiness and antiwar views; he has the bona fides of John McCain but none of his silliness regarding campaign finance reform; he has the smoothness and business sense of Mitt Romney; he has the no-nonsense style of Rudy Giuliani; the charisma and social conservatism of Mike Huckabee without the anti-Bush foreign-policy nonsense; and the "hands down" approach to global warming of Fred Thompson.
The question is will "McRomianihuckson" fit on a bumper sticker?
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