Fairfax Virginia-Noah Shepard Harper stunned the experts last Saturday by earning his first stripe in his karate belt test. "No white belt, to my knowledge, has ever performed as well as my son did today" his father opined. "I watch a lot of UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) on Spike TV and I can honestly say I think Noah could give Tito "Bad Boy" Ortiz a run for his money. Seriously."
His mother chimed in, "I'm so proud. He was a blur of punches and kicks. We're talking Tasmanian Devil here. I may have to take some self-defense classes before I send him to timeout again."
Noah now moves out of the preschool class to a new division-kindergarten. The current kindergarten division champion, Josh, was already talking trash: "it's one thing to dominate in preschool division. I mean, those guys are kids. Let's see how he does with the big boys."
Josh then excused himself to go to the potty.
Can Noah make it in the big leagues? Stay tuned.
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