Area Liberal Worried His Asian Dry Cleaner Doesn't Like Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I'm beginning to think there may be a token conservative on staff at The Onion! Area Liberal Worried His Asian Dry Cleaner Doesn't Like Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "SAN FRANCISCO—Despite his open-mindedness and deep commitment to multiculturalism, Steve Bern, 32, expressed fear Monday that Rei Luo, the Chinese woman who does his dry cleaning, does not like him."